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Quotes from the movie American Splendor
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~ I ain't no super hero, lady. I'm just a kid from the neighborhood, all right?~
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~ Avoid the reeking herd! Shun the polluted flock! Live like that stoic bird, the eagle of the rock!" You know what that means, son?~
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~ Yeah. It's from an Elinor Hoyt Wylie poem. It means stay away from the crowds of common ordinary people and do your own thing.~
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~ Nope, it means don't compromise yourself for women. Ain't gonna do you no good. Get away from them as soon as you can!~
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~ Well, I ain't got no woman now. So I'm living like the stoic bird, man.~
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~ The only way to live, son.~
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~ I've had enough bad experiences and growth to last me plenty...Right now, I'd be glad to trade some growth for happiness.~
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~ You turned yourself into a comic hero?~
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~ I recommend the piņa coladas. They are excellent and very authentic tasting.~
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~ You know, you should try believing in something bigger than yourself. It might cheer you up.~
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~ So how smart is she?~
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~ I don't know. I guess she's about average.~
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~ Average? Hey, man. Average is dumb!~
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~ Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster?!~
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~ Man, she's got good looking handwriting.~
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