Quotes from the Movie American Splendor

I'll have you know that I come from a very dysfunctional family. I can spot personality disorders a mile away.

Joyce

Megalomaniac.

Joyce

It seemed that real, salt of the earth people like Toby and me were being co-opted by these huge corporations. We were getting held up and ridiculed as losers in the system. What can I say, it was the '80s, man.

Real Harvey

Hamburgers are a safer addiction than drugs. Say no to drugs. Say yes to White Castle.

Toby

Yeah, I know I'm not as interesting as The Little Mermaid and all that magical crap.

Harvey

Joyce is right. You are obsessive-compulsive.

Danielle

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