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You hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds and you passed up sex with Nadia, f*^"ing stupid. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.~
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It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.~
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My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.~
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Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? Bang-cock.~
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Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.~
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If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.~
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Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.~
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Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.~
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Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.~
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Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!~
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Son, step away from the animal...~
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