Quotes from Movie American Wedding

Quotes from the movie American Wedding
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~ You hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds and you passed up sex with Nadia, f*^"ing stupid. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.~

Steve Stifler

~ It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.~

Steve Stifler

~ My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.~

Steve Stifler

~ Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? Bang-cock.~

Steve Stifler

~ Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.~

Steve Stifler

~ If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.~

Steve Stifler

~ Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.~

Michelle Flaherty

~ Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.~

Michelle Flaherty

~ Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.~

Michelle Flaherty

~ Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!~

Paul Finch

~ Son, step away from the animal...~

Jim's Dad

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