You hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds and you passed up sex with Nadia, f*^"ing stupid. You're like a blind man picking out his favorite porno.
It's on like Donkey Kong, biotch.
My dick looks like a corn dog and I've got cake all over my balls.
Hey, Finch, what's the capital of Thailand? Bang-cock.
Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
Wow, Steve Stifler just gave a rose to a girl and meant it. It's like, monkeys learning to use tools for the first time.
Love isn't just a feeling. It's shaving your balls.
Jim, I had trouble finding the words to tell you how I feel. And I realized something. Love isn't just a feeling. Love is something you do. It's a dress, a visit to band camp. A special haircut. Jim, you've given me everything I ever wanted, and it is my solemn vow to give everything I am to you.
Love life, get paid, then get laid. That is the basic philosophy of... The Finch-meister!
Son, step away from the animal...