Quotes from the Movie American Pie 2

Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls, bye-bye Great Falls, wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Steve Stifler

Jim, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away!

Steve Stifler

Oh, I can taste the bubbles! ...Actually, I can't...

Steve Stifler

Ooh! There's little hearts on her panties! There's little hearts on her panties!

Steve Stifler

Ladies, I am down with the funky shit.

Steve Stifler

Stifmeister's palace of love... uh, straight love.

Steve Stifler

Oh God, I kissed Jim.

Steve Stifler

Finch, fist yourself!

Steve Stifler

I kind of super-glued myself to... uh... myself.

Jim Levenstein

That's a lot of flutes.

Jim Levenstein

This is my first time, uh... si-since my... first time.

Jim Levenstein

My brother said by the end of the summer I'll get the big picture, and I see it. No matter what, times change, things are different. But the problem is, I don't want them to be.

Kevin

Hi, I'm Jim's Dad. You must be the parents of this young lady, I... didn't get your daughter's name, but I hope my son did.

Jim's Dad

Hey: keep it real, homies.

Jims Dad

Holy potatoes!

Michelle

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