Hello, my name is Antoni Clarke, and I am a bride's best friend. I'm not gay.
Antoni Clarke
Vivianne, am I going to meet any more mental people today?
Antoni Clarke
She was quite pretty. We could pair her up with someone else.
Vivienne
Hello, my name is Antoni Clarke, and I am a bride's best friend. [Pause; wearily] I'm not gay.
Antoni Clarke
Vivianne, am I going to meet any more mental people today?
Antoni Clarke
Not everyone wants to get married in a crazy way. Not everyone wants their special day ruined by a gimmick. But some people do.
Antoni Clarke
I understand that you came here today hoping to win a house; it isn't going to happen. Goodbye.
Antoni Clarke
She was quite pretty. We could pair her up with someone else.
Vivienne
Do you think that maybe it's been done before?
Vivienne
There's three changes between here and Bridport...
Trainspotter Groom-to-be
Our idea is for an Ancient Roman-themed wedding.
Roman Wedding Bride-to-be
It begins with the sacrifice of a pig at the bride's house.
Roman Wedding Bride-to-be