Quotes from the Movie Analyze This

My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.

Dr. Ben Sobel

Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.

Dr. Ben Sobel

(scoffing) Fuckin' Greeks.

Boss Paul Vitti

Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.

Dominic

If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you, you understand?

Boss Paul Vitti

Could we define the word "fag," because...?

Dr. Ben Sobel

I go fag, you die. Got it?

Boss Paul Vitti

Got it.

Dr. Ben Sobel

You know what I do I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel.

Dr. Ben Sobel

Feel better?

Dr. Ben Sobel

Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault.

Boss Paul Vitti

Oh, so you're telling me it was suicide?

Dr. Ben Sobel

I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?

Boss Paul Vitti

(taking out a pen) Uh no, but they will in a minute.

Jelly

Hey, that's good, Doc.

Jelly

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