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My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
Dr. Ben Sobel


Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Dr. Ben Sobel


(scoffing) Fuckin' Greeks.
Boss Paul Vitti


Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
Dominic


If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
Boss Paul Vitti


Could we define the word "fag," because...?
Dr. Ben Sobel


I go fag, you die. Got it?
Boss Paul Vitti


Got it.
Dr. Ben Sobel


You know what I do I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel.
Dr. Ben Sobel


Feel better?
Dr. Ben Sobel


Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault.
Boss Paul Vitti


Oh, so you're telling me it was suicide?
Dr. Ben Sobel


I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Boss Paul Vitti


(taking out a pen) Uh no, but they will in a minute.
Jelly


Hey, that's good, Doc.
Jelly


Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Vitti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT...! That got away from me at the end there.
Dr. Ben Sobel


What happened with your wife last night?
Dr. Ben Sobel


I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Boss Paul Vitti


Are you having marriage problems?
Dr. Ben Sobel


Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Dr. Ben Sobel


What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Boss Paul Vitti


No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Dr. Ben Sobel


I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Boss Paul Vitti


Why can't you do them with your wife?
Dr. Ben Sobel


Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Boss Paul Vitti