My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
(scoffing) Fuckin' Greeks.
Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag... I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
Could we define the word "fag," because...?
I go fag, you die. Got it?
You know what I do I'm angry? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow, see how you feel.
Hey, people get depressed, they jump. But that ain't my fault.
Oh, so you're telling me it was suicide?
I don't know, he probably left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
(taking out a pen) Uh no, but they will in a minute.
Hey, that's good, Doc.
Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Vitti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT...! That got away from me at the end there.
What happened with your wife last night?
I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Are you having marriage problems?
Then why do you have a girlfriend?
What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Why can't you do them with your wife?
Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?