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Hey, what do you expect? I saw you for five minutes! I can't work miracles, Mr. Vitti! And let me tell you something, I do not appreciate it when someone sneaks into my hotel room and kidnaps me in the middle of the night. I have a life, Mr. Viti, I have a family, and I have a serious practice, and I don't have time for your BULLSHIT...! That got away from me at the end there.

Dr. Ben Sobel

What happened with your wife last night?

Dr. Ben Sobel

I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.

Boss Paul Vitti

Are you having marriage problems?

Dr. Ben Sobel

Then why do you have a girlfriend?

Dr. Ben Sobel

What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?

Boss Paul Vitti

No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?

Dr. Ben Sobel

I do things with her I can't do with my wife.

Boss Paul Vitti

Why can't you do them with your wife?

Dr. Ben Sobel

Hey! That's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

Boss Paul Vitti

Was that really Paul Vitti?

Michael Sobel

Well, I didn't ask to see his Mafia decoder ring, but yes.

Dr. Ben Sobel

I couldn't get it up last night

Boss Paul Vitti

You mean sexually?

Dr. Ben Sobel

You don't hear the word "no" very often, do you?

Dr. Ben Sobel

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