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Quotes from the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.
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[looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
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I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Here it goes down, down into my belly.
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I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego.
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Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
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You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
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The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.
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If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine, I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for ya...right here!
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
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I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of vicious cockfight.
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I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
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It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice...
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Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
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By the beard of Zeus!
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By the Hammer of Thor!
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Great Odin's raven!
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Son of a bee sting!
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Is that you, Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?
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[after jumping into the kodiak bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.
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[after the rest of the team state their opposition to his dating Veronica Corningstone] I know that one day we will be married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance... until the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band, and we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!
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[singing] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town, because you are what? My little gentleman. [stops singing] Mmm, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [[throws burrito out the window, where it hits a man on a motorcycle]
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Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called, uh, jogging. I believe it's 'jogging' or 'yogging.' it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.
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I'm going to punch you in the ovary. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
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I'm going to shoot you with a BB gun. Yep, back of the head.
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You woke the bears! Why did you do that?
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[shouting] NEWS TEAM! ASSEMBLE!
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Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!
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Hot pot of coffee!
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Sweet grandmother's spatula!
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Saint Damien's beard!
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