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The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.~
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[looking at his reflection in the mirror] Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!~
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I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Mmm, mmm, mmm. Here it goes down, down into my belly.~
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I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego.~
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Come again? You know I don't speak Spanish. In English, please. What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, that's amazing.~
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You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.~
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The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.~
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If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine, I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for ya...right here!~
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!~
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I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself thrust into the middle of vicious cockfight.~
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I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.~
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It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice...~
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Knights of Columbus, that hurt!~
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By the beard of Zeus!~
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By the Hammer of Thor!~
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