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Great Odin's raven!~
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Son of a bee sting!~
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Is that you, Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?~
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[after jumping into the kodiak bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.~
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[after the rest of the team state their opposition to his dating Veronica Corningstone] I know that one day we will be married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance... until the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band, and we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!~
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[singing] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town, because you are what? My little gentleman. [stops singing] Mmm, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [[throws burrito out the window, where it hits a man on a motorcycle]~
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Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called, uh, jogging. I believe it's 'jogging' or 'yogging.' it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.~
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I'm going to punch you in the ovary. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.~
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I'm going to shoot you with a BB gun. Yep, back of the head.~
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You woke the bears! Why did you do that?~
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[shouting] NEWS TEAM! ASSEMBLE!~
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Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!~
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Hot pot of coffee!~
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Sweet grandmother's spatula!~
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Saint Damien's beard!~
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