Quotes from the Movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Great Odin's raven!

Ron Burgundy

Son of a bee sting!

Ron Burgundy

Is that you, Baxter? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. Is this Wilt Chamberlain?

Ron Burgundy

[after jumping into the kodiak bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.

Ron Burgundy

[after the rest of the team state their opposition to his dating Veronica Corningstone] I know that one day we will be married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance... until the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band, and we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!

Ron Burgundy

[singing] Oh, Baxter, you are my little gentleman. I'll take you to foggy London town, because you are what? My little gentleman. [stops singing] Mmm, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling. [[throws burrito out the window, where it hits a man on a motorcycle]

Ron Burgundy

Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it, fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called, uh, jogging. I believe it's 'jogging' or 'yogging.' it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Ron Burgundy

I'm going to punch you in the ovary. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Ron Burgundy

I'm going to shoot you with a BB gun. Yep, back of the head.

Ron Burgundy

You woke the bears! Why did you do that?

Ron Burgundy

[shouting] NEWS TEAM! ASSEMBLE!

Ron Burgundy

Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!

Ron Burgundy

Hot pot of coffee!

Ron Burgundy

Sweet grandmother's spatula!

Ron Burgundy

Saint Damien's beard!

Ron Burgundy

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