Quotes from the Movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

You woke the bears! Why did you do that?

Ron Burgundy

[shouting] NEWS TEAM! ASSEMBLE!

Ron Burgundy

Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe!

Ron Burgundy

Hot pot of coffee!

Ron Burgundy

Sweet grandmother's spatula!

Ron Burgundy

Saint Damien's beard!

Ron Burgundy

I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.

Brick Tamland

[riding a bear] Hey, Ron! I'm riding a furry tractor!

Brick Tamland

I ate a big red candle.

Brick Tamland

I love lamp.

Brick Tamland

Mmm, I just burnt my tongue.

Brick Tamland

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

Brick Tamland

[opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.

Brick Tamland

I ate a whole lot of fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said... my stomach's itchy.

Brick Tamland

I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't really lava.

Brick Tamland

I know what you're thinking. And the answer is yes, I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called The Octagon. But I've also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.

Brian Fantana

[after Brick talks about bears] Oh that's just great! You hear that, Ed? BEARS! Now you are putting the whole station in jeopardy.

Brian Fantana

Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I'm in love with you.

Veronica Corningstone

I'm good at three things; fighting, screwing, and reading the news.

Veronica Corningstone

I hate you, Ron Burgundy! I hate you! [turning to his co-anchors] Can't say one word? Even the guy who can't think said something!

Wes Mantooth

[to Ron] From deep down in my stomach, with every inch of me, I pure, straight hate you. But goddammit, do I respect you!

Wes Mantooth

I'd like to slap some barbecue sauce on that ol' butt and just uh burr burr burr burr burrrr. OOwwwwooooo!!!!

Champ Kind

after getting his other arm ripped off by a bear Oh, COME ON! It's getting to be ri-goddamn-diculous!

Frank Vitchard

: °Com█ estĚn, bitches?! Spanish language news is here! Today's top story: The sewers run red with Burgundy's blood!

Arturo Mendes

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