Quotes from the Movie Angels in the Outfield (1994 film)

You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team!

George Knox

There's a thing called "talent". They don't have it.

George Knox

Miguel, you have to miss the baseball game tomorrow.

Maggie Nelson

I believe in the possiblity of miraculous things happening.

Maggie Nelson

I'm sorry. Your social worker called and you have an interview.

Maggie Nelson

It's like you're saying it's okay to believe in God, but it's not okay to believe in angels. I thought they were on the same team.

Maggie Nelson

One more loss! One more loss which could've been a win! And you call youselves "professionals"! I have never ever seen a worst group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team! You all got your heads so far up your butts, you can't even see the light of day! One more loss and I'll [picks up chair]... and I'll do this [throws it at a baseball bat rack]...to each and every one of you!!

George Knox

I don't wanna go to the game. The Angels never win.

Miguel

It's not really Jell-O. It's cat-brains with food coloring in it. She kills them at night and feeds it to us to save money.

Miguel

You know I wouldn't put any food coloring on my cat-brains.

Maggie

I'm glad you're here! I was afraid no one was going to show up today, since everybody knows about the angels.

Roger

Nobody's coming. Championships have to be won on their own. It's a rule.

Al

I came to check up on Mel. He's coming up soon. Going to be one of us.

Al

Ah, he's smoked for years. Always a mistake. He's got 6 months left, doesn't even know anything's wrong yet.

Al

Oh, don't you worry. He's well taken care of. You concentrate on your own life now. We are expecting great things from you kid. We'll all be watching, you remember that.

Al