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Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.~
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky~
Thanks, I needed that.~
John Bluto Blutarsky~
Dorfman! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal? I've got a good mind to smash your fat face. Listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber. Your days are numbered at Faber. You and all your sick Delta buddies. Meantime, your ass belongs to me. Now, drop and give me 20.~
Douglas C. Neidermeyer~
Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.~
Eric Otter Stratton~
Now wait a minute! Okay, this guy is a real zero. That's true. Think back to when you were freshmen. Boon, you had a face like a pepperoni pizza, right? And Stork here. Everybody thought that Stork was brain damaged. I myself was so obnoxious the seniors beat me up once a week. So this guy is a total loser? Let me tell you the story of another loser.~
Eric Otter Stratton~
Greg, look at my thumb. [Gregg looks at Otter's thumb. Otter punches Gregg in the face] Gee, you're dumb.~
Eric Otter Stratton~
You guys playing cards?~
Kent Flounder Dorfman~
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?~
Kent Flounder Dorfman~
Oh, boy, is this great!!~
Kent Flounder Dorfman~
[Meeting Larry and Kent for the first time] A wimp and a blimp!~
Babs Jansen~
Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?~
Babs Jansen~
This year we're going to take the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus. The time has come for somebody to put his foot down, and that foot ... is me.~
Dean Vernon Wormer~
...And Mr. Blu-- [looks up to see Bluto with pencils hanging out of his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. Zero...Point...Zero.~
Dean Vernon Wormer~
Mr. Dorfman. Zero point two. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.~
Dean Vernon Wormer~
You're out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! I want you off this campus - by 9:00 Monday morning! And l'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all... [smiles] ... all eligible for military service! [Flounder begins to quiver and choke] Well? [Flounder chokes some more] Well, out with it!! [vomiting sound]~
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