This page contains quotes from the movie Animal House. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Animal House
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~ I hate those guys.~
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~ [about Kent and Larry] A wimp and a blimp!~
send an e card Mandy Pepperidge


~ Otter, don't flatter yourself. It really wasn't that great.~
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~ We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.~
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~ Ramming speed!!~
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~ [to the mayor] You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.~
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~ Do you mind if we dance with your dates?~
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~ Now, what can we say of John Milton's Paradise Lost? It's a long poem, written a long time ago, and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding exactly what Milton was trying to say. Certainly we know that he was trying to describe the struggle between good and evil, right? Okay. The most intriguing character, as we all know from our reading, was...Satan. Now was Milton trying to tell us that being bad was more fun than being good? [no response] OK, don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. [Bell rings, students rise to leave] But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!~
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~ Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.~
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~ Let's take the cheese.~
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