Quotes from the Movie Animal House

Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

John 'Bluto' Blutarsky

Thanks, I needed that.

John Bluto Blutarsky

Dorfman! What kind of man hits a defenseless animal? I've got a good mind to smash your fat face. Listen up, you nauseating pile of blubber. Your days are numbered at Faber. You and all your sick Delta buddies. Meantime, your ass belongs to me. Now, drop and give me 20.

Douglas C. Neidermeyer

Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Eric Otter Stratton

Now wait a minute! Okay, this guy is a real zero. That's true. Think back to when you were freshmen. Boon, you had a face like a pepperoni pizza, right? And Stork here. Everybody thought that Stork was brain damaged. I myself was so obnoxious the seniors beat me up once a week. So this guy is a total loser? Let me tell you the story of another loser.

Eric Otter Stratton

Greg, look at my thumb. [Gregg looks at Otter's thumb. Otter punches Gregg in the face] Gee, you're dumb.

Eric Otter Stratton

You guys playing cards?

Kent Flounder Dorfman

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

Kent Flounder Dorfman

Oh, boy, is this great!!

Kent Flounder Dorfman

[Meeting Larry and Kent for the first time] A wimp and a blimp!

Babs Jansen

Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?

Babs Jansen

This year we're going to take the bull by the balls and kick those punks off campus. The time has come for somebody to put his foot down, and that foot ... is me.

Dean Vernon Wormer

...And Mr. Blu-- [looks up to see Bluto with pencils hanging out of his nose] Mr. Blutarsky. Zero...Point...Zero.

Dean Vernon Wormer

Mr. Dorfman. Zero point two. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Dean Vernon Wormer

You're out! Finished at Faber! Expelled! I want you off this campus - by 9:00 Monday morning! And l'm sure you'll be happy to know that I have notified your local draft boards and told them that you are now all... [smiles] ... all eligible for military service! [Flounder begins to quiver and choke] Well? [Flounder chokes some more] Well, out with it!! [vomiting sound]

Dean Vernon Wormer

I hate those guys.

Dean Vernon Wormer

[about Kent and Larry] A wimp and a blimp!

Mandy Pepperidge

Otter, don't flatter yourself. It really wasn't that great.

Mandy Pepperidge

We have an old saying in Delta House: don't get mad, get even.

D-Day

Ramming speed!!

D-Day

[to the mayor] You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.

Marion Wormer

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

Mean dude

Now, what can we say of John Milton's Paradise Lost? It's a long poem, written a long time ago, and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding exactly what Milton was trying to say. Certainly we know that he was trying to describe the struggle between good and evil, right? Okay. The most intriguing character, as we all know from our reading, was...Satan. Now was Milton trying to tell us that being bad was more fun than being good? [no response] OK, don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He's a little bit long-winded, he doesn't translate very well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible. [Bell rings, students rise to leave] But that doesn't relieve you of your responsibility for this material. Now I'm waiting for reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!

Jennings

Dad! Mom, Dad, this is Larry Kroger. The boy who molested me last month. We have to get married.

Clorette De Pasto

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