Quotes from Movie Annie Hall

Quotes from the movie Annie Hall
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~ Yeah, why not? Because we're just going to go home later, right, and there's gonna be all that tension, you know, we never kissed before. And I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now and get it over with, and then we'll go eat. OK? We'll digest our food better.~

Alvy Singer

~ I don't use any major hallucinogenics...Five years ago at a party, I tried to take my pants off over my head.~

Alvy Singer

~ I'm obsessed with uh, with death, I think. Big - big subject with me, yeah. I have a very pessimistic view of life. You should know this about me if we're gonna go out. You know, I - I feel that life is - is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. Those are the two categories, you know. The - the horrible would be like, um, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else. That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life - you should be thankful that you're miserable because you're very lucky to be miserable.~

Alvy Singer

~ You are extremely sexy, unbelievably sexy...You know what you are, you're polymorphously perverse...you're exceptional in bed because you got - you get pleasure in every part of your body when I touch it...Like the tip of your nose, and if I stroke your teeth or your kneecaps...you get excited.~

Alvy Singer

~ Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes I have to invent, of course I - I do, don't you think I do?~

Alvy Singer

~ I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.~

Alvy Singer

~ I'm making excellent progress. Pretty soon, when I lie down on his couch, I won't have to wear the lobster bib.~

Alvy Singer

~ You know, even as a kid, I always went for the wrong women. I think that's my problem. When my mother took me to see Snow White, everyone fell in love with Snow White. I immediately fell for the Wicked Queen.~

Alvy Singer

~ I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.~

Alvy Singer

~ Don't you have a can of Raid in the house? I told you a thousand times. You should always keep a lot of insect spray. You never know who's gonna crawl over.~

Alvy Singer

~ Did you go to a rock concert?...Oh yeah really, really? How'd you like it? Was it, was it heavy? Did it achieve total heavy-o-city?~

Alvy Singer

~ Why don't you get William F. Buckley to kill the spider?...Are you going with a right-wing rock 'n roll star?~

Alvy Singer

~ Darling, I've been killing spiders since I was thirty, OK?~

Alvy Singer

~ Darling, I've been killing spiders since I was thirty, OK?~

Alvy Singer

~ Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.~

Alvy Singer

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