Christopher Columbus, Charles Lindbergh, and Neil Armstrong. Ha, ha, ha. Neil Armstrong!
From now on, we live in a world where man has walked on the moon. And it's not a miracle, we just decided to go.
There's nothing routine about flying to the moon, I can vouch for that.
Looks like we just had our glitch for this mission.
We just lost the moon.
Houston, we have a problem.
I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning!
Gentlemen, it's been a privilege flying with you.
Gentlemen, what are your intentions? I'd like to go home.
I'm gonna give these guys a beautiful ride.
So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.
It's like tryin' to drive a toaster through a car wash.
I was getting a little punchy and I didn't want to cut the LEM loose with you guys still in it.
I can't deal with cleaning up. Let's sell the house.
If a Flight Surgeon had to okay me for this mission, I'd be grounded.
Don't give me that NASA bullshit! I want to know what's happening with my husband!
Save it for splashdown, guys.
We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option.
Let's work the problem people. Let's not make things worse by guessing.
I don't care about what anything was DESIGNED to do, I care about what it CAN do.
I suggest you gentlemen invent a way to put a square peg in a round hole. Rapidly.
Goddammit! I don't want another ESTIMATE! I want procedures! NOW!
Lunar module has just become a lifeboat.
We're not gonna have power much longer. The ship's bleeding to death.
When I go up there on 19, I'm gonna take my entire collection of Johnny Cash along!