Quotes from the Movie Are We Done Yet? 2005 film

You're damn right I swore! That's about $400 damage worth to my new car!

Nick

What?! No, no, no, you do not have to pee! Didn't you just go back at the train station?

Nick

I tried to go, but there was a man standing next to me, so it just went away.

Kevin

But look, man, all this open road. You can hold it, I know you can. Just cross your legs.

Nick

No, you asked before we got on the train, not before we left the station. You're supposed to ask before every segment. Everyone knows that.

Lindsey

Look, you come in here every day, askin' the same questions. We ain't got no Pokemon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies, [spots a kid about to steal a trading card, so Nick throws a football at him] and no shoplifters! Now, get! Both of y'all! Get!

Nick

I knew you were lying. "Yeah, we're just friends." Yeah, right. You're just usin' us to suck up to our Mama.

Lindsey

Yeah, you're just a dirty, horny sex-man like all the others. Nasty man, you're a nasty, bad man!

Kevin

Look, I tried to do your Mama a favor, you little booger!

Nick

Uh uh! You better not! Look at me, I'm serious! I'm not playin' with you, little girl, okay? Now, if you don't open that door before I count to three, somebody gonna get it.

Nick

Hey, don't get soft! This guy is not our daddy. He's the enemy.

Lindsey

I'm not gonna make it. Do you have a bottle?

Kevin

Kevin, there's no receptacle in this vehicle. Now, look, the exit's about a mile away, and you can hold it.

Nick

I don't know, 5,000 and some kinda feet. Think about something else; football, a math test, uh, puberty.

Nick

For God sakes, man, he's gonna make his water in your car!

Satchel

Oh, man! I never ever got to read the manual! [sees the car engulfing in flames; but the flames grow a little more violently] Hit the dirt!

Nick

No! This is about a year's pay. What did I do... What did I do to deserve this!? Why is this happening to me?! [behind him, Kevin and Lindsey look at each other in worry and regret; Nick looks behind him, to Kevin and Lindsey] It was you two! If I didn't volunteer to babysit you two little demons on this road trip, this kind of thing would never happen, and I'd still have my car! [Kevin and Lindsey start crying] Go ahead and cry, I don't care.

Nick

In here, in here, hold it, hold it.

Nick

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