Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
When I come back, I expect to find you gone. Wait for me!
You... Get out of here! D'ya wanna be poisoned? D'ya wanna be murdered? D'ya wanna be killed?
Stop underplaying, I can't hear you!
This is developing into a very bad habit! I don't know if I can explain it to you. It's not only against the law, it's wrong!
Even the cat's in on it!
Hello... Operator? Can you hear my voice? You can? Are you sure? Well, then I must not be dreaming.
Where did you get that face? Hollywood?
You wouldn't want to have children with three heads, would you? I mean, you wouldn't want to set up housekeeping in a padded cell. Oh, it would be bad.
There is a Happy Dale, far, far away...
Yes, operator, I'd like the Happy Dale Sanatorium, Happy Dale, New York. Come on, operator, what's taking so long? They're just across the river. I could swim it faster! No, I don't want the Happy Dale Laundry. I want the Happy Dale Sanatorium. Sanatorium, sanatorium, sanatorium. Yes, yes, like a broken record. Hello ó what? They're busy? Busy? Look, they're busy and you're dizzy. No, I am not drunk, madam, but you've given me an idea.
All I did was cross the bridge and I was in Brooklyn. Amazing.
Now, here's ten dollars. Why don't you be a good sport and go out and haunt yourself a hotel?
Pull up a tombstone!
Certainly there are thirteen bodies in the cellar and there are hundreds more in the attic!
Go on ó fight, fight. I don't care. Oh, don't do that. It never works. What do you know? it worked!
No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!
We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to kill me. A taxi is waiting and now you want to sleep on a window seat. You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put 'em in a barrel and push 'em all over Niagara Falls!
We better not leave the car parked in the street; it might be against the law.
If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat, I'll tell him what's in the cellar. There's an elderly gentleman down there who seems to be very dead.
This time, I want the face of an absolute non-entity!
The home of my youth... As a child, I wanted to escape it. Now, I want to escape back into it.
I shall be in my office vetoing some bills.