This page contains quotes from the movie Arsenic and Old Lace. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Arsenic and Old Lace
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~ Go on — fight, fight. I don't care. Oh, don't do that. It never works. What do you know? it worked!~
send an e card Mortimer Brewster


~ No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!~
send an e card Mortimer Brewster


~ We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to kill me. A taxi is waiting and now you want to sleep on a window seat. You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put 'em in a barrel and push 'em all over Niagara Falls!~
send an e card Elaine Harper


~ We better not leave the car parked in the street; it might be against the law.~
send an e card Jonathan Brewster


~ If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat, I'll tell him what's in the cellar. There's an elderly gentleman down there who seems to be very dead.~
send an e card Jonathan Brewster


~ This time, I want the face of an absolute non-entity!~
send an e card Jonathan Brewster


~ The home of my youth... As a child, I wanted to escape it. Now, I want to escape back into it.~
send an e card Jonathan Brewster


~ I shall be in my office vetoing some bills.~
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