This page contains quotes from the movie As Good as It Gets. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie As Good as It Gets
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~ Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag.~
send an e card Melvin Udall


~ Lucky for you, you're here for rock-bottom... you absolute horror of a human being.~
send an e card Simon Bishop


~ I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help, and I won't. And I don't want to paint any more! So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.~
send an e card Simon Bishop


~ The best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself.~
send an e card Simon Bishop


~ If you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.~
send an e card Simon Bishop


~ Do you miss the tough guy? [imitating Melvin] Well here I am, sweetheart! C'mere ya little piss-ant mop!~
send an e card Simon Bishop


~ Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.~
send an e card Carol Connelly


~ Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?~
send an e card Carol Connelly


~ I want your life for one minute where my biggest problem is someone offering me a free convertible so I can get out of this city.~
send an e card Carol Connelly


~ You may think you can intimidate the whole world with that attitude but you don't intimidate me. I grew up in hell! My grandmother's got more attitude!~
send an e card Frank Sachs


~ I like Simon. I like him enough to batter you unrecognizable if you verbally abuse him or so much as touch his dog again. Meanwhile, I'll try and think how you can make this up to him.~
send an e card Frank Sachs





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