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Quotes from the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember
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Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!
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Oops, I did it again, baby!
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What the--HEY! HEY, STOP THAT! HEY, STOP! NO HUMPING!!
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Hey, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. I thank you.
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MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE RIGHT THERE WINKING ME IN THE FACE! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacaMOLEe!
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I'm sorry, you want ice cream?
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Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.
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Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.
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Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen back there, not you person arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[
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Lower the globe! "OWWWW! Congratulations numbnuts! You've succeded in turning me into a freakin' jack-in-the-box! Release the meteor! OWWWW! No way! GODDAMNIT!! OWWWW! Guys! Way to go a-hole! Let me try and find my balls for god's sake... 1, 2 and 3, okay, I'm okay.
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One billion, million, gajillion, fafillion... shababalu... million...yen.
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Woah!
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Mini-Me?
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Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy!
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I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lot of woman!
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Shazam!
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Only a bloody Dutchman!
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There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
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Do you know who I am?
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Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?
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I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?
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I yuv goooold! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!
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Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?
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Luckily I keep a shpare.
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Look everyvone! My vinky vas a key!
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Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
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Oh yesh yesh yesh, this is a keeper!
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May I present to you...the very sexual...the very toit...AUSTIN POWERS' FAAZHA!!
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I must say, you look toit. Toit, like a toiger. I can tell by your toit pants.
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It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
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