This page contains quotes from the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember
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~ Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!~
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~ Oops, I did it again, baby!~
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~ What the--HEY! HEY, STOP THAT! HEY, STOP! NO HUMPING!!~
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~ Hey, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. I thank you.~
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~ MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE RIGHT THERE WINKING ME IN THE FACE! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacaMOLEe!~
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~ I'm sorry, you want ice cream?~
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~ Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.~
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~ Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.~
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~ Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen back there, not you person arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[~
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~ Lower the globe! "OWWWW! Congratulations numbnuts! You've succeded in turning me into a freakin' jack-in-the-box! Release the meteor! OWWWW! No way! GODDAMNIT!! OWWWW! Guys! Way to go a-hole! Let me try and find my balls for god's sake... 1, 2 and 3, okay, I'm okay.~
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~ One billion, million, gajillion, fafillion... shababalu... million...yen.~
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~ Woah!~
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~ Mini-Me?~
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~ Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy!~
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~ I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lot of woman!~
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