Quotes from the Movie Austin Powers in Goldmember

Shazam!

Foxxy Cleopatra

Only a bloody Dutchman!

Nigel Powers

There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nigel Powers

Do you know who I am?

Nigel Powers

Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?

Nigel Powers

I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?

Nigel Powers

I yuv goooold! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!

Goldmember

Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?

Goldmember

Luckily I keep a shpare.

Goldmember

Look everyvone! My vinky vas a key!

Goldmember

Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?

Goldmember

Oh yesh yesh yesh, this is a keeper!

Goldmember

May I present to you...the very sexual...the very toit...AUSTIN POWERS' FAAZHA!!

Goldmember

I must say, you look toit. Toit, like a toiger. I can tell by your toit pants.

Goldmember

It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

Fat Bastard

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