Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
Oh yesh yesh yesh, this is a keeper!
May I present to you...the very sexual...the very toit...AUSTIN POWERS' FAAZHA!!
I must say, you look toit. Toit, like a toiger. I can tell by your toit pants.
It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.
But I had to shed some extra skin.
And my neck does kinda look like a vagina...
Aw Jesus Christ! This diapers makin' my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a FIRE!
You know what my favourite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!
Are we done here? I've got to take a crap!
What the? I did not have any corn!
I hope my wire team is reeeeaaaady!
Yeah, well my friend here - he thinks it's fine the way it is.