Quotes from the Movie Austin Powers in Goldmember

Look everyvone! My vinky vas a key!

Goldmember

Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?

Goldmember

Oh yesh yesh yesh, this is a keeper!

Goldmember

May I present to you...the very sexual...the very toit...AUSTIN POWERS' FAAZHA!!

Goldmember

I must say, you look toit. Toit, like a toiger. I can tell by your toit pants.

Goldmember

It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!

Fat Bastard

Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.

Fat Bastard

But I had to shed some extra skin.

Fat Bastard

And my neck does kinda look like a vagina...

Fat Bastard

Aw Jesus Christ! This diapers makin' my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a FIRE!

Fat Bastard

You know what my favourite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!

Fat Bastard

Are we done here? I've got to take a crap!

Fat Bastard

What the? I did not have any corn!

Fat Bastard

I hope my wire team is reeeeaaaady!

Fat Bastard

Yeah, baby!

Tom Cruise

Yeah, well my friend here - he thinks it's fine the way it is.

Steven Spielberg

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