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Quotes from the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember
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Shmoke and a pancake? You know, flapjack and a cigarette? No, alright. Cigar and a waffle? No? Pipe and a crepe? Bong and a blintz?
Goldmember


Oh yesh yesh yesh, this is a keeper!
Goldmember


May I present to you...the very sexual...the very toit...AUSTIN POWERS' FAAZHA!!
Goldmember


I must say, you look toit. Toit, like a toiger. I can tell by your toit pants.
Goldmember


It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell all right? Ooh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Ooh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
Fat Bastard


Isn't this magical, one of my wires broke.
Fat Bastard


But I had to shed some extra skin.
Fat Bastard


And my neck does kinda look like a vagina...
Fat Bastard


Aw Jesus Christ! This diapers makin' my nuts rub together! It's gonna start a FIRE!
Fat Bastard


You know what my favourite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!
Fat Bastard


Are we done here? I've got to take a crap!
Fat Bastard


What the? I did not have any corn!
Fat Bastard


I hope my wire team is reeeeaaaady!
Fat Bastard


Yeah, baby!
Tom Cruise


Yeah, well my friend here - he thinks it's fine the way it is.
Steven Spielberg