This page contains quotes from the movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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~ My god, Vanessa's got a fantastic body... and I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue...I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.~
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~ Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.~
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~ Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.~
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~ Groovy, baby!~
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~ Let me ask you a question, and be honest — do I make you horny?~
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~ Yeah, baby, yeah!~
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~ Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?~
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~ How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!~
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~ Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.~
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~ I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Hello? Are you awake?~
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~ That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!~
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~ Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!~
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~ She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.~
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~ Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!~
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~ This is my happening and it freaks me out!~
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