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Quotes from the movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
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My god, Vanessa's got a fantastic body... and I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue...I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.
Austin Powers


Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.
Austin Powers


Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.
Austin Powers


Groovy, baby!
Austin Powers


Let me ask you a question, and be honest ó do I make you horny?
Austin Powers


Yeah, baby, yeah!
Austin Powers


Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
Austin Powers


How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!
Austin Powers


Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.
Austin Powers


I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Hello? Are you awake?
Austin Powers


That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
Austin Powers


Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
Austin Powers


She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.
Austin Powers


Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!
Austin Powers


This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Austin Powers


Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.
Austin Powers


That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
Austin Powers


Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy, baby, yeah, do I?
Austin Powers


I think you're shagedelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're a bit of alright!
Austin Powers


It's freedom, baby, yeah!
Austin Powers


Smashing, baby!
Austin Powers


Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jumblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding, that thing, and then I'm in my knickers here and...
Austin Powers


Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.
Austin Powers


It's time to swing, baby.
Austin Powers


Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Austin Powers