Quotes from the Movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

My god, Vanessa's got a fantastic body... and I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue...I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.

Austin Powers

Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.

Austin Powers

Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.

Austin Powers

Groovy, baby!

Austin Powers

Let me ask you a question, and be honest do I make you horny?

Austin Powers

Yeah, baby, yeah!

Austin Powers

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

Austin Powers

How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!

Austin Powers

Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.

Austin Powers

I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Hello? Are you awake?

Austin Powers

That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

Austin Powers

Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

Austin Powers

She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

Austin Powers

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!

Austin Powers

This is my happening and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

Au contraire, baby, you can't resist me.

Austin Powers

That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

Austin Powers

Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy, baby, yeah, do I?

Austin Powers

I think you're shagedelic, baby! You're switched on! You're smashing! You're a bit of alright!

Austin Powers

It's freedom, baby, yeah!

Austin Powers

Smashing, baby!

Austin Powers

Wait, Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jumblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding, that thing, and then I'm in my knickers here and...

Austin Powers

Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.

Austin Powers

It's time to swing, baby.

Austin Powers

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