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My god, Vanessa's got a fantastic body... and I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue...I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.~
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Allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife, Oprah.~
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Austin Powers... Danger's my middle name.~
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Groovy, baby!~
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Let me ask you a question, and be honest — do I make you horny?~
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Yeah, baby, yeah!~
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Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?~
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How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails... whore's bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's-your-father!~
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Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich.~
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I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Hello? Are you awake?~
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That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!~
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Well, no offense, but if that is a woman, it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!~
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She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.~
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Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes, please!~
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This is my happening and it freaks me out!~
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