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Quotes from the movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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~ The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.~
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~ You stole my mojo!~
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~ I can't believe that Vanessa, my one true love, the one who taught me the joys of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again!~
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~ That's my favorite moooovie.~
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~ Mission Control, the swinger has landed.~
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~ FIRE THE LASER!~
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~ Mini-Me... stop humping the laser!~
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~ ...Oh, geez, why don't you and the laser get a frickin' room, for cripes' sake!?~
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~ The world is mine! The world is mine, ya f@%#^@s!~
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~ We don't gnaw on our kit-ty.~
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~ I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "death star".~
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~ Why make trillions when we can make...billions?~
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~ Mini-Me...are you hungry?...Something to eat?...Not even a Hot Pocket?...An Eggo?~
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~ You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil—Just one calorie, not evil enough.~
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~ Mini-Me, you complete me.~
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