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Quotes from the movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.
Austin Powers


You stole my mojo!
Austin Powers


I can't believe that Vanessa, my one true love, the one who taught me the joys of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again!
Austin Powers


That's my favorite moooovie.
Austin Powers


Mission Control, the swinger has landed.
Austin Powers


FIRE THE LASER!
Doctor Evil


Mini-Me... stop humping the laser!
Doctor Evil


...Oh, geez, why don't you and the laser get a frickin' room, for cripes' sake!?
Doctor Evil


The world is mine! The world is mine, ya f@%#^@s!
Doctor Evil


We don't gnaw on our kit-ty.
Doctor Evil


I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "death star".
Doctor Evil


Why make trillions when we can make...billions?
Doctor Evil


Mini-Me...are you hungry?...Something to eat?...Not even a Hot Pocket?...An Eggo?
Doctor Evil


You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evilóJust one calorie, not evil enough.
Doctor Evil


Mini-Me, you complete me.
Doctor Evil


OW!! You shot me you a-hole!
Doctor Evil


Okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Whoa, hello! Okay, sick as a dog now.
Doctor Evil


I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chiliiiii's Baby back ribs.
Fat Bastard


Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight... Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim...I ATE A BABY!! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!
Fat Bastard


Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself. Sorry. I farted.
Fat Bastard


Get in my Belly!
Fat Bastard


First thing's first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle's head poking out!
Fat Bastard


Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get you baby
Fat Bastard


Come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!
Fat Bastard


Ohhhhhhhh! Right in the Mummy-Daddy button!
Fat Bastard