The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.
You stole my mojo!
I can't believe that Vanessa, my one true love, the one who taught me the joys of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again!
That's my favorite moooovie.
Mission Control, the swinger has landed.
FIRE THE LASER!
Mini-Me... stop humping the laser!
...Oh, geez, why don't you and the laser get a frickin' room, for cripes' sake!?
The world is mine! The world is mine, ya f@%#^@s!
We don't gnaw on our kit-ty.
I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "death star".
Why make trillions when we can make...billions?
Mini-Me...are you hungry?...Something to eat?...Not even a Hot Pocket?...An Eggo?
You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evilóJust one calorie, not evil enough.
Mini-Me, you complete me.
OW!! You shot me you a-hole!
Okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Whoa, hello! Okay, sick as a dog now.
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chiliiiii's Baby back ribs.
Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight... Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim...I ATE A BABY!! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!
Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself. Sorry. I farted.
Get in my Belly!
First thing's first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle's head poking out!
Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get you baby
Come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!
Ohhhhhhhh! Right in the Mummy-Daddy button!