Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.
You know what's remarkable? Is how much England looks in no way like Southern California.
Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
Don't mess with me. I'm one crazy mo-fo. I had to pop a cop cause he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown. No? I've heard that somewhere.
Well everyone has their own flying car, entire meals come in pill form, and the Earth is run by DAMN DIRTY APES.
You know, what have we learned here today? Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo. You can look around all you want, but what you're really trying to find is on the inside. Take care of yourself, and each other.
Hello up there. Is the movie over? I'm still down here... and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh, the pain is really quite severe. I... I've fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing. Aaaa...
I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh behave!