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OW!! You shot me you a-hole!~
Doctor Evil~
Okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Whoa, hello! Okay, sick as a dog now.~
Doctor Evil~
I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chiliiiii's Baby back ribs.~
Fat Bastard~
Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight... Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim...I ATE A BABY!! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!~
Fat Bastard~
Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself. Sorry. I farted.~
Fat Bastard~
Get in my Belly!~
Fat Bastard~
First thing's first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle's head poking out!~
Fat Bastard~
Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get you baby~
Fat Bastard~
Come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!~
Fat Bastard~
Ohhhhhhhh! Right in the Mummy-Daddy button!~
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