Quotes from the Movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

OW!! You shot me you a-hole!

Doctor Evil

Okay, getting a little afraid. I need an old priest and a young priest. The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! Whoa, hello! Okay, sick as a dog now.

Doctor Evil

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs... Chiliiiii's Baby back ribs.

Fat Bastard

Mr. English Colonel, telling me to lose weight... Oh I'm a hard case he says, well listen up Sonny Jim...I ATE A BABY!! Oh aye, baby! The other other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner!

Fat Bastard

Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone I'd like to get in touch with and forgive... myself. Sorry. I farted.

Fat Bastard

Get in my Belly!

Fat Bastard

First thing's first. Where's your shitter?! I've got a turtle's head poking out!

Fat Bastard

Dr Evil, I'll make you a deal. You keep your mojo, you keep your money, but I get you baby

Fat Bastard

Come here! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!

Fat Bastard

Ohhhhhhhh! Right in the Mummy-Daddy button!

Fat Bastard

Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Colonel

If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?

Scott

The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa.

Dr. Evil

You know what's remarkable? Is how much England looks in no way like Southern California.

Mike Myers

Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

Fat Bastard

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