Quotes from the Movie Austin Powers in Goldmember

Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!

Austin Powers

Oops, I did it again, baby!

Austin Powers

What the--HEY! HEY, STOP THAT! HEY, STOP! NO HUMPING!!

Austin Powers

Hey, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. I thank you.

Austin Powers

MOLE! BLOODY MOLE! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY MOLE BUT THERE'S A BLOODY MOLE RIGHT THERE WINKING ME IN THE FACE! I want to cut it off chop it up and make it into guacaMOLEe!

Austin Powers

I'm sorry, you want ice cream?

Doctor Evil

Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to my new submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of seamen.

Doctor Evil

Yeah Goldmember, I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch okay perv-boy.

Doctor Evil

Okay, its getting crowded in here so everybody out! Not you Scotty, not you Number 2, not you Frau, not you Goldmember, not you henchmen holding wrench, not you henchmen back there, not you person arbitrarilly turning knobs making it look like you're doing something...[

Doctor Evil

Lower the globe! "OWWWW! Congratulations numbnuts! You've succeded in turning me into a freakin' jack-in-the-box! Release the meteor! OWWWW! No way! GODDAMNIT!! OWWWW! Guys! Way to go a-hole! Let me try and find my balls for god's sake... 1, 2 and 3, okay, I'm okay.

Doctor Evil

One billion, million, gajillion, fafillion... shababalu... million...yen.

Doctor Evil

Woah!

Doctor Evil

Mini-Me?

Doctor Evil

Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy!

Doctor Evil

I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a whole lot of woman!

Foxxy Cleopatra

Shazam!

Foxxy Cleopatra

Only a bloody Dutchman!

Nigel Powers

There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

Nigel Powers

Do you know who I am?

Nigel Powers

Have you got any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years?

Nigel Powers

I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You've got no chance. Why don't you just fall down?

Nigel Powers

I yuv goooold! The look of it! The shmell of it! The tashte of it! The texture!

Goldmember

Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?

Goldmember

Luckily I keep a shpare.

Goldmember

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