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This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart, and how it changed our valley forever. There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs. They lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they'd be taken to Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.
There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and it is well to heed the old adage, "Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge."
I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things.
This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart, and how it changed our valley forever. There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs. They lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they'd be taken to Pig Paradise, a place so wonderful that no pig had ever thought to come back.
There are many perfectly nice cats in the world, but every barrel has its bad apples, and it is well to heed the old adage, "Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge."
If I had words to make a day for you
I'd sing you a morning golden and true
I would make this day last for all time
Then fill the night deep in moonshine
That'll do pig. That'll do.
I suppose the life of an anorexic duck doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things, but, pig, I'm all I've got!
Christmas. Christmas dinner, yeah. Dinner means death. Death means carnage! [really freaking out] Christmas means carnage! [fly away] Christmas means carnage!
Oh, do forgive me for scratching you, dear. I got a bit carried away. [chuckles] It's a cat thing.
Oh! I haven't upset you, have I?
Look, there's something you should know.
Humans eat ducks!
Huh? I beg your pardon?
Ah, most ducks would like to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.
Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.
Oh, come on. Humans don't eat cats - why?
Well, they're...
They're indispensable: they catch mice. Humans don't eat roosters - why? They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.
I tried it with the hens: it didn't work. So I turned to crowing, and lo! I discover my gift. But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job. Ohhhh-oh-oh, the treachery of it - a mechanical rooster!
Until your find his feet.
But, Mom, he'll wet the bed!
Nonsense! If you do want to do anythin', you'll go outside won't 'ya? Good boy!
Feeling good about tomorrow, are you?
Mm-hmm. It should be all right, I think.
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