Quotes from the Movie Bachelor Mother

I don't care who the father is, I'm the grandfather!

John B. Merlin

So how do you like her?

David Merlin

Pretty good for a fill-in. I'd just as soon go stag.

Louise King

You could, too, with those shoulders.

Polly

I wish to return this duck.

David Merlin

Certainly, sir. What's wrong with it?

Clerk

It's broken.

David Merlin

I can see that, sir, but I have to know where to lay the blame.

Clerk

Lay the blame on the duck!

David Merlin

Do you have the sales slip?

Clerk

Do you have the sales slip?

David Merlin

I threw it away.

Polly Parrish

You should have kept it. [to the clerk] I threw it away.

David Merlin

You should have kept it.

Clerk

[referring to the baby] Where did it come from?

Freddie:

I got it for Christmas!

Polly

This Christmas or last Christmas?

Freddie

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