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Quotes from the movie Bad Boys
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You know I'm a better cop when I get some in the morning, I feel lighter on my feet.
Det. Marcus Burnett


You know you drive almost slow enough to drive Miss Daisy.
Det. Mike Lowrey


I don't know why you going home to your wife. You got shot in the leg, your dick probably don't even work.
Det. Mike Lowrey


Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on that's how you drive!
Det. Mike Lowrey


Marcus, I just have one question for ya bro. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car!
Det. Mike Lowrey


Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.
Captain Howard


Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.
Casper


Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that's what you are, you're him.
Captain Howard


You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you.
Captain Howard


Oh, I see. You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Go ahead, burn it off.
Mike Lowrey


Naw man, naw. There's too much bass in your voice. That scares white folks. You got to sound like them. [In high pitched voice] We were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar?
Marcus Burnett


Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Mike Lowrey


What the f--? What you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
Marcus Burnett


It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
Mike Lowrey


That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was, like, a living, breathing creature. You know, it probably had a name.
Julie Mott


My wife knows I ain't no bitch. I'm a bad boy.
Marcus Burnett


You know what, I need to jump over this car and smack you in your peasy ass head that's what I need to do.
Mike Lowrey


It's not about the french fry, it's about your lack of respect for other people's property!
Mike Lowrey


I like it when a woman takes pride in her appearance. Don't you?
Fouchet


Yeah, I hate it when a bitch lets herself slide.
Casper


Let me tell you how bad a day you're having: right now you're jacking a couple of cops.
Mike Lowrey


Oh, yeah? Well, I'm a stand-up comedian. And I suck! That's why I need your car.
White Carjacker


You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you in a court of law.
Marcus Burnett


Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
Mike Lowrey


And you don't even have your wedding ring on.
Theresa Burnett


Damn. Um. Naw Naw I went undercover. And it uh required the taking off of the ring that's all for a second. But I got the ring, look I just put my hand in my pocket 'cos that's where it was and it's right back on baby. [sighs] Damn. Can I get a pillow?
Marcus Burnett


He doesn't talk that way. Try to talk like him, like him! Try to talk sexy. Sexy, you don't talk sexy enough!
Captain Howard


You better do something quick, 'cause we're running out of road.
Marcus Burnett


Who picked this dumb-ass road?! All the goddamn road in Miami, you run out of it!
Mike Lowrey


Yes, I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett.
Theresa Burnett


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