Quotes from the Movie Bad Santa

I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!

Willie

OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!

Willie

I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!

Willie

OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!

Willie

(While on his lunch break a woman comes up to Willie with her child) I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK.

Willie

Sure, the 3 B's.

Willie

Should I fix you some sandwiches?

Kid

I think someone messed with my Advent calendar.

Kid

No one messed with it. What's wrong with you?

Willie

This one has a... candy corn in it.

Kid

Well they can't all be winners.

Willie

I am not gay!

Hindustani Troublemaker

What the hell, buddy?

Willie

Buddy? I said I am not gay!

Hindustani Troublemaker

Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.

Hindustani Troublemaker

Leave Santa alone!

Kid

Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.

Hindustani Troublemaker

Leave Santa alone!

Kid

[Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.

Hindustani Troublemaker

I weigh ninety-two pounds you dick!

Marcus

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