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Quotes from the movie Bad Santa
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I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
send an e card Willie


OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
send an e card Willie


I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!
send an e card Willie


OW! Watch the toenails, kid. Shit!
send an e card Willie


(While on his lunch break a woman comes up to Willie with her child) I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK.
send an e card Willie


Sure, the 3 B's.
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Should I fix you some sandwiches?
send an e card Kid


I think someone messed with my Advent calendar.
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No one messed with it. What's wrong with you?
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This one has a... candy corn in it.
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Well they can't all be winners.
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I am not gay!
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What the hell, buddy?
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Buddy? I said I am not gay!
send an e card Hindustani Troublemaker


Yes. But that isn't what this is about. You're as queer as a ten dollar bill.
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Leave Santa alone!
send an e card Kid


Little boy, don't interfere. I am doing this for all of us.
send an e card Hindustani Troublemaker


Leave Santa alone!
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[Willie pulls free. Hindustani Troublemaker turns to leave] Ass clown.
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I weigh ninety-two pounds you dick!
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