Quotes from the Movie Bad Taste

Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.

Derek

I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

Derek

Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!

Derek

The headshot's the only true stopper.

Derek

What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?

Derek

Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!

Derek

Eat lead sucker!

Derek

I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]

Derek

I'm born again!

Derek

The old magic is still there.

Ozzy

The bastards have landed!

Ozzy

I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.

Barry

I think this is a job for real men!

Coldfinger

[drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!

Lord Crumb

[on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.

Derek

Jeez, he could be from the ministrie of works or somthing.

Barry

Nah, hes moving too fast.

Derek

Why can't aliens be friendly?

Barry

There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...

Derek

Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.

Derek

This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?

Frank

Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

Derek

Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.

Frank

Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.

Barry

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