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Quotes from the movie Bad Taste
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Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.
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I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
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Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!
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The headshot's the only true stopper.
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What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?
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Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!
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Eat lead sucker!
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I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]
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I'm born again!
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The old magic is still there.
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The bastards have landed!
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I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
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I think this is a job for real men!
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[drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!
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[on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.
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Jeez, he could be from the ministrie of works or somthing.
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Nah, hes moving too fast.
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Why can't aliens be friendly?
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There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
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Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
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This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
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Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.
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Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
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Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.
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What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
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Well... I guess we shoot the bastards.
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Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet.
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And the moon.
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Yeah, and the moon.
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oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
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