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Quotes from the movie Bad Taste
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Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry.
Derek


I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!
Derek


Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!
Derek


The headshot's the only true stopper.
Derek


What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?
Derek


Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!
Derek


Eat lead sucker!
Derek


I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]
Derek


I'm born again!
Derek


The old magic is still there.
Ozzy


The bastards have landed!
Ozzy


I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys.
Barry


I think this is a job for real men!
Coldfinger


[drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!
Lord Crumb


[on the radio] I think you better kill him Barry.
Derek


Jeez, he could be from the ministrie of works or somthing.
Barry


Nah, hes moving too fast.
Derek


Why can't aliens be friendly?
Barry


There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...
Derek


Yeah well that wouldn't be so bad.
Derek


This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?
Frank


Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.
Derek


Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy.
Frank


Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder.
Barry


What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?
Barry