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Quotes from the movie Barbarella
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Earth woman. Shall I tell you what I would like?
Dildano


I think I know.
Barbarella


No! No, not like that! Like on Earth, on-on-on Eaó on Earth! The pill! I-I-I have the pill!
Dildano


ButÖ uhÖ Couldn't we do it your way? I don't want to change your traditions.
Barbarella


She sleeps alone in a room above the Mathmos, surrounded by a wall of impenetrable energy, to which she alone has the secret key. There exists, however, a second secret key, which my agents have located, and is now in my possession. You want to discover the whereabouts of Durand Durand. I want to capture the Black Queen. You follow my meaning.
Dildano


If you really do have the second secret keyÖ why haven't you used it already?
Barbarella


Ah. Ah ó ah! Because our forces have not as yet been strong enough! The capture of the Black Queen, ahÖ has to be associated with a militaryÖ coup! Hmm. With your weaponry and spacecraft, this can be brought about. With the Black Queen in your control, you can get her to divulge the whereabouts of Durand Durand!
Dildano


The time is right! The Queen is in her Chamber of Dreams.
Dildano


What about the key?
Barbarella


Ah, the key. [He brings over a case and opens it, revealingÖ nothing.]
Dildano


There is the secret key.
Dildano


It's invisible, of course. Only an invisible key can open an invisible wall.
Dildano


I don't believe it! Wretched, wretched girl! What have you done to my Exsexive Machine?! You've undone it! You've undone me! Look! The energy cables are shrinking! You've turned them into faggots! You'veó you've burned out the Exsexive Machine! You've blown all its fuses!
Concierge


[sighing] My goodness!
Barbarella


I speak of the dignityÖ the nobility of pure evil! . . .
Durand Durand


What have you done with the positronic ray?
Barbarella


Oh, so that's it.
Durand Durand


What does it do?
Barbarella


All persons and objects in its path are de-minimalized to the fourth level.
Durand Durand


That's right. Replaced in the fourth dimension, irretrievably.
Durand Durand


Whoever succeeds in killing her will be put immediately to a horrible death. Hence my prudence. [His manic expression turns to one of dismay.]
Durand Durand


I find horrible the idea that one could do to me, that which I do to others.
Durand Durand


Wake up, Your Majesty! You must wake up!
Barbarella


Vade retro, Earth girl! I know you don't really exist.[
Great Tyrant


That may be, Your Majesty, but we'd better stick to what we see.
Barbarella


Where are we?
Barbarella


In the Mathmos, and alive!
Great Tyrant


I can see that, but why?
Barbarella


It seems the Mathmos has created this bubble to protect itself from your innocence.
Great Tyrant


You are so good, you made the Mathmos vomit.
Great Tyrant


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