This page contains quotes from the movie Barbarella. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.


Home >> Moviequotes >> B >> Barbarella




Quotes from the movie Barbarella
 1
I see. Well, on Earth, when our psychocardiogram readings are in perfect confluence, and we wish to "make love", as you call it, we take an exhaltation transference pellet, and remain like this ó here, let me show youÖ [She kneels across the chamber from him, stretches out her hand, and closes her eyes.]
Barbarella


for one minute, or until full rapport is achieved. . . .
Barbarella


Ah! I don't care for that! [He points toward the bed.]
Mark Hand


This! This is what I mean. This! The bed.
Mark Hand


That?! But nobody's done that for centuries! I mean, nobody except the very poor, who can't afford the pills and the psychocardiogram readings.
Barbarella


'Cause it was proved to be distracting and a danger to maximum efficiency! AndÖ and because it was pointless to continue it when other substitutes for ego support and self-esteem were made available.
Barbarella


And now, BarbarellaÖ don't you agree with me? That in some things, the old-fashioned ways are best after all?
Mark Hand


What? Oh, that. Yes, I must admit it was ratherÖ interesting. Still, I see what they mean by saying it's distracting.
Barbarella


I'm from the planet Earth. My name is Barbarella.
Barbarella


But you're soft and warm! We're told that Earth beings are cold.
Pygar


Not all of us.
Barbarella


[uneasily] Hello. [Barbarella stands.]
Barbarella


Thank you very much.
Barbarella


Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. [Barbarella tries to run, but the woman grabs her by the arm and draws her close.]
Great Tyrant


You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty.
Great Tyrant


My name isn't Pretty-Pretty, it's Barbarella.
Barbarella


That's screaming! A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
Barbarella


Pygar, come. Tell me what that means.
Barbarella


"ChamberÖ of UltimateÖ Solution".
Pygar


I don't like the sound of that.
Barbarella


Ye who have chosen to die, be welcome! To terminate the bitterness of life, you are entitled to select from three exciting and surprising forms of death, one of which awaits beyond each of the doors you see before you. Should you fail to choose, you will be given to the Mathmos. There is no appeal.
The Chamber


So, my Pretty-Pretty, we meet again.
Great Tyrant


You! The little one-eyed wench!
Barbarella


You have a good memory, Pretty-Pretty. Yes, sometimes I like to go among my people. Be like them. Ordinary. "Evil", as you would call it. SoÖ I'm your little one-eyed wench. I'm also the Great Tyrant.
Great Tyrant


Well! That's nice.
Barbarella


It amuses me immensely! Now I suppose you're interested in the whereabouts and welfare of a certain party, yes?
Great Tyrant


Wó yes, I am! I'm here on the orders of the President of the Republic of Earth. I'm here to find Durand-Durand.
Barbarella


I'm not talking about him! I'm speaking of the angel!
Great Tyrant


Yes, Pygar. He has escaped the labyrinth. Crime. He has destroyed twelve of my black guards. Crime. And he dares to deprive me of a pleasure unique in Sogo ó an Earthling. Crime! Crime!
Great Tyrant


Where is Pygar?
Barbarella


Signup for our daily inspirational email newsletter: