This page contains quotes from the movie Batman (1989 film) . You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Batman (1989 film)
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~ And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washin' his tights!~
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~ Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.~
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~ My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun. I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys.~
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~ Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me, come on!~
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~ It's as though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.~
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~ Why can't he just stay dead?~
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~ You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?~
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~ Sometimes I just kill myself!~
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~ I'm Batman.~
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~ Excuse me. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?~
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~ You weigh a little more than 108.~
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~ I know who you are.~
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~ You wanna' get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!~
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~ I made you, you made me first.~
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~ Jack, it's an important job. I need someone I can trust. You.. are my number one.. guy!~
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