I brought you a little snack, Eckhardt!
Better be sure?
We've been ratted out, boys. Watch it.
Eckhardt, think about the future!
Batman...Batman! Can somebody tell me what kind of a world do we live in, where a man dressed as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!
I have given a name to my pain... and it is Batman.
Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face. :)
Jack? Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me...Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
Life's been good to me.
Well, Tony. Nobody wants a war. Why, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.
Antoine got a little hot under the coller.
Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
And remember. You...are my number one...guy.
You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. And I'm glad you're dead!
I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.
The pen...is truly mightier than the sword!
Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds.
Oh! I thought I was a Pisces!
Oh, acid! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! I'm melting.. Melting.. Boo.
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.
Never rub another man's rhubarb!