This page contains quotes from the movie Batman (1989 film). You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Batman (1989 film)
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~ You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. And I'm glad you're dead!~
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~ I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.~
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~ The pen...is truly mightier than the sword!~
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~ Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds.~
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~ Oh! I thought I was a Pisces!~
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~ Oh, acid! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! I'm melting.. Melting.. Boo.~
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~ I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.~
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~ Where does he get all those wonderful toys?~
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~ I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.~
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~ Never rub another man's rhubarb!~
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~ Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?~
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~ Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.~
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~ Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!~
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~ At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Now don't worry about me, I've got enough.~
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~ I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.~
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