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Quotes from the movie Batman Forever
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The car. Chicks love the car.
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You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.
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I guess we're all two people.
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A man's gotta go his own way.
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Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be.
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You trying to get under my cape, doctor?
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We all wear masks.
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I don't blend in at a family picnic.
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I haven't had that much luck with women.
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"We're 5 little items of an everyday sort. You'll find us all in a tennis court". In... A-E-I-O-U. Vowels.
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There is no way for me to save them or myself. This is all one giant death trap.
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Wait! I have a riddle for you!
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I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
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You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand!
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Caffeine will KILL YA!
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Rise and shine, my little guinea-pig...
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This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.
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EDWARD NYGMA, COME ON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON BRAIN DRAIN! Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside... THICK SKULL #1! What have we got for him, Johnny? Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? MAYBE! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your brain, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!
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SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (winces) Ooh! Nice form but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze.
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This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!
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You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!
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Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference - showmanship.
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Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?
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Has anyone ever told you that you've got a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!
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Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.
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JOY-GASM!
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You sunk my battleship!
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I hope they can find the little black box.
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Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big, black bat?
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For if knowledge is power... then a God... am... I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I. Was that over the top? I can never tell!
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