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Quotes from the movie Batman Forever
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The car. Chicks love the car.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


You called me here for this? The Batsignal is not a beeper.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


I guess we're all two people.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


A man's gotta go his own way.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


Poor Edward. I had to save them both. You see, I'm both Bruce Wayne and Batman. Not because I have to be. Now... because I choose to be.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


You trying to get under my cape, doctor?
Batman/Bruce Wayne


We all wear masks.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


I don't blend in at a family picnic.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


I haven't had that much luck with women.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


"We're 5 little items of an everyday sort. You'll find us all in a tennis court". In... A-E-I-O-U. Vowels.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


There is no way for me to save them or myself. This is all one giant death trap.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


Wait! I have a riddle for you!
Batman/Bruce Wayne


I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
Batman/Bruce Wayne


You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand!
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


Caffeine will KILL YA!
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


Rise and shine, my little guinea-pig...
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


This won't hurt a bit. At least, I don't think it will.
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


EDWARD NYGMA, COME ON DOWN! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON BRAIN DRAIN! Um, gee, ooh, uh, I'll take what's inside... THICK SKULL #1! What have we got for him, Johnny? Stickley! I'm having a breakthrough! And a breakdown? MAYBE! Nevertheless, I'm smarter. I'm a genius. No, several geniuses! A gaggle! A swarm! A flock of freakin' Freuds! Riddle me this, Fred! What is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? Your brain, baby! And now mine pumps with the power of yours! I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain!
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (winces) Ooh! Nice form but a little rough on the landing. He may have to settle for the bronze.
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box! DOES ANYBODY ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, organized it, pre-sold the movie rights!
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


Your entrance was good. His was better. The difference - showmanship.
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


Riddle me this: What kind of a man has bats on the brain?
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


Has anyone ever told you that you've got a SERIOUS IMPULSE CONTROL PROBLEM?!
The Riddler / Edward Nygma


Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five.
The Riddler / Edward Nygma