This page contains quotes from the movie Batman Returns. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.




Quotes from the movie Batman Returns
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~ Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well respected monster, and I am... to date... not.~
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~ Tragic irony or Poetic Justice? You tell me Max.~
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~ I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two! But it's human nature to fear the unusual.~
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~ Just the pussy I've been looking for.~
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~ You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.~
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~ Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham... You got to admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!~
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~ He didn't even lose a limb, an eyeball... bladder control!~
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~ Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!~
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~ They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!~
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~ But what it all comes down to is, who's holding the umbrella?!~
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~ And you're the hottest young person a role model could have. Here, wear a button.~
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~ You didn't invite me, so I crashed!~
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~ AUGH! SHIT! I PICKED THE CUTE ONE... UGH, AGHH! This heat's gettin' to me... AUGH... I'll murder you momentarily... *chokes* But first, I need a cold drink of ice water... *falls over gurgling and choking, dead*~
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~ Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman?~
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~ Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.~
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