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Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well respected monster, and I am... to date... not.
Tragic irony or Poetic Justice? You tell me Max.
I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two! But it's human nature to fear the unusual.
Just the pussy I've been looking for.
You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham... You got to admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!
He didn't even lose a limb, an eyeball... bladder control!
Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!
They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
But what it all comes down to is, who's holding the umbrella?!
And you're the hottest young person a role model could have. Here, wear a button.
You didn't invite me, so I crashed!
AUGH! SHIT! I PICKED THE CUTE ONE... UGH, AGHH! This heat's gettin' to me... AUGH... I'll murder you momentarily... *chokes* But first, I need a cold drink of ice water... *falls over gurgling and choking, dead*
Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman?
Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier.
I am Catwoman. Hear me roar. Meow.
You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
As I was saying I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch; now so am I.
How could you? I'm a woman!
Saved by kitty litter.
Did someone say fish? I haven't been fed all day.
Gotta go, girl talk!
It's always the so-called "normal" guys that let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
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