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Odd as it may seem, Max, you and I have something in common. We're both perceived as monsters. But somehow, you're a well respected monster, and I am... to date... not.~
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Tragic irony or Poetic Justice? You tell me Max.~
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I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two! But it's human nature to fear the unusual.~
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Just the pussy I've been looking for.~
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You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.~
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Just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched pinhead puppets of Gotham... You got to admit, I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell!~
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He didn't even lose a limb, an eyeball... bladder control!~
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Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!~
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They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!~
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But what it all comes down to is, who's holding the umbrella?!~
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And you're the hottest young person a role model could have. Here, wear a button.~
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You didn't invite me, so I crashed!~
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AUGH! SHIT! I PICKED THE CUTE ONE... UGH, AGHH! This heat's gettin' to me... AUGH... I'll murder you momentarily... *chokes* But first, I need a cold drink of ice water... *falls over gurgling and choking, dead*~
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Wow! The Batman... or is it just Batman?~
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Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.~
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