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Quotes from the movie Batman Returns
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Oh god... does this mean we have to start fighting?
Catwoman/Selina Kyle


You killed me. The Penguin killed me. Batman killed me. Three lives down, you got enough in there to finish me off?!
Catwoman/Selina Kyle


Four....five...still alive!
Catwoman/Selina Kyle


Eat floor. High fiber.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will towards men... and women.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


Alright, now I'm a little worried.
Batman/Bruce Wayne


Security? Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave? I'm sitting there working. I turn around, there she is. "Oh, hi Vick. Come on in!"
Batman/Bruce Wayne


The tree lights up and then I push the button. No, no, wait, wait! I press the button and then the tree lights up, I press the button and then the tree lights up...
Ice Princess