"Leona, you've gotta stop - you're ruining my career!"
"What the hell is this - a piano bar or a Nazi work camp?"
"Harry, you're an angel. If your mother hadn't been such a bitch, we could've shared something important."
"Sexual attraction has nothing to do with character. Unless you're Eleanor Roosevelt."
"This is the happiest day of my life. I don't ever want you to forget it!"
"You've had your head in that frigging monitor the whole time - you haven't said anything about character or motivation. You could be watching a Laker game in there, for all I know!"
"Look at this place. It looks like a flamingo threw up in here!"
"I wasn't comfortable in the medium, y'know? So I broke the director's jaw."
"And your talent, this incredible talent! I can't even yodel!"
"Don't you really think you'd ought to wait? I mean, I am dressed like a rabbit"
"Why do you waste your time doing this?"
"I can't help myself. I love to get dressed up like a rabbit, and go out in public!"
"Well, is there any place I can come and see your work?"
"Wasn't that something? Did you like my speech? I didn't mean a word of it! Did you see those other broads nashing their teeth? Ha ha, was great, wasn't it?"
"You did everything you said you were going to do - everything! And your talent - this incredible talent ... I can't even yodel!"