Quotes from the Movie Bedazzled (1967 film)

Do hope this isn't an awkward moment.

The Devil

What terrible sins I have working for me. I suppose it's the wages.

The Devil

What would you like to be? Prime Minister? Oh, no, wait, I've already signed that deal.

The Devil

There was a time when I used to get lots of ideas I thought up the Seven Deadly Sins in one afternoon. The only thing I've come up with recently is advertising.

The Devil

It's the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life.

The Devil

You realize that suicide's a criminal offence. In less enlightened times, they'd have hung you for it.

The Devil

Suicide, really that's the last thing you should try.

The Devil

In the words of Marcel Proust and this applies to any woman in the world if you can stay up and listen with a fair degree of attention to whatever garbage, no matter how stupid it is, that they're coming out with, till ten minutes past four in the morning you're in!

The Devil

I lost Mussolini that way, all that work, then right at the end with the rope around his neck, he says, 'Scusi. Mille regretti,' and up he goes!"

The Devil

I, Stanley Moon, hereinafter and in the hereafter to be known as 'The Damned' The damned?!

Stanley Moon

What a dreary thing to do - I hope you're proud of yourself.

Stanley

It was pride that got me into this. I used to be an angel, you know - up in heaven.

George

Oh yeah, you used to be God's favourite, didn't you?

Stanley

That's right - 'I Love Lucifer' it was in those days.

George

Pretend I'm God and now dance around me and sing my praises."

George

If you're the devil, why didn't you try that vicar over there?

Stanley

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