Quotes from the Movie Bedknobs and Broomsticks

[to Carrie] No, and neither have you.

Charlie

What's your name?

Mr. Browne

[disinterestedly] Miss Price.

Miss Price

NoóI mean your first name.

Mr. Browne

Eglantine...Eglantine... [He pushes the ladder upon which Miss Price is standing along the rail, startling her.] Oh, how you shine!

Mr. Browne

[reading from the book she has found at last] Ah! "Substitutiary locomotion. The ancient art of..." [She reads for a few moments in a whisper.] Ah! Here we are: "The spell which creates this force is five mystic words. These words areó" [She pauses incredulously, and turns over the tattered leaves of the book.] ...But the rest of the book is missing!

Miss Price

Now you see why I closed down the college.

Mr. Browne

I will cause the bed and all its occupants to disappear.

Mr. Browne

Disappear? I'd like to see a cheap jack entertainer do a trick like that.

Bookman

Cheap jack entertainer. Now that was naughty.

Mr. Browne

That's my nightgown!

Miss Price

Is it really, my dear?

Mr. Browne

Yes, and I'm not responsible for its behavior.

Miss Price

Obviously not, my dear.

Mr. Browne

Colonel, how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit?

Miss Price

Be quiet, please.

Colonel

Paul, kindly fetch me my notebook from my office. [The officers restrain Paul in much commotion. Miss Price stands up, points at the Colonel, but cannot remember the correct words to the incantation.]

Miss Price:

Filigree, apogee, epigee...!

Miss Price:

That's not a rabbitóthat's Mr. Browne, that is!

Paul

If you are Mr. Browne, would you kindly get down off my lap?

Miss Price

Who do you think you are, the Queen of Sheba?

Stallkeeper

Hurt your foot, Miss Price?

Charlie

Oh, just twisted my ankle.

Miss Price

Sorry to hear that.

Charlie

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