Quotes from the Movie Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Children and I don't get on.

Miss Price

[reading from Professor Browne's letter] "Technically a witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise."

Miss Price

Victory for England, and St. George!

Miss Price

You see, Colonel, things are not always what they seem to be.

Miss Price

[after turning the lion into a rabbit] Oh, bother. I do hate shoddy work.

Miss Price

I'll keep it. Women always lose things.

Mr. Browne

[An old man is playing dreary music on a piano which he is selling.] Oh, Grandpa, you don't expect to sell a piano like that, do you?

Mr. Browne

[Mr. Browne is approached by two scantily-clad dancers who take him by either arm.] Lovely to see youˇgoodbye!

Mr. Browne

The college, alas, is now defunct.

Mr. Browne

Will you please get this child off my leg?

Mr. Browne

Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. You will believe no one or anything.

Mr. Browne

It is not what things are; it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, Madam?

Mr. Browne

The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars.

Stallkeeper

Made in Hong Kongˇtwo bob a dozen, I'd say.

Mr. Browne

Close your mouth, Swinburne!

Bookman

Another package from Professor Emelius Browne in London. He sent you a cat last time, did he not?

Mrs. Hobday

Knock his block off!

Charlie

[growls] Stop jibbering! [hits Secretary Bird on the head] What's the matter with you?

Lion

[blubbing] Your royal majesty! They're stolen your football animals.

Secretary Bird

[laughs] Don't be ridiculous! What do you think this is?

Lion

You there! Which way to Pepperinge Eye?

Captain Greer

I'm not a Nazi, I'm a British officer!

Captain Greer

that's what you say if you was a Nazi, isn't it sir?

Elderly Man

Who is that?

Captain Greer

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