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Quotes from the movie Bedknobs and Broomsticks
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Children and I don't get on.
send an e card Miss Price


[reading from Professor Browne's letter] "Technically a witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise."
send an e card Miss Price


Victory for England, and St. George!
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You see, Colonel, things are not always what they seem to be.
send an e card Miss Price


[after turning the lion into a rabbit] Oh, bother. I do hate shoddy work.
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I'll keep it. Women always lose things.
send an e card Mr. Browne


[An old man is playing dreary music on a piano which he is selling.] Oh, Grandpa, you don't expect to sell a piano like that, do you?
send an e card Mr. Browne


[Mr. Browne is approached by two scantily-clad dancers who take him by either arm.] Lovely to see youógoodbye!
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The college, alas, is now defunct.
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Will you please get this child off my leg?
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Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. You will believe no one or anything.
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It is not what things are; it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, Madam?
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The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars.
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Made in Hong Kongótwo bob a dozen, I'd say.
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Close your mouth, Swinburne!
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Another package from Professor Emelius Browne in London. He sent you a cat last time, did he not?
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Knock his block off!
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[growls] Stop jibbering! [hits Secretary Bird on the head] What's the matter with you?
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[blubbing] Your royal majesty! They're stolen your football animals.
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[laughs] Don't be ridiculous! What do you think this is?
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You there! Which way to Pepperinge Eye?
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I'm not a Nazi, I'm a British officer!
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that's what you say if you was a Nazi, isn't it sir?
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Who is that?
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Miss Priceósplendid woman. Her late father served with me at Vimy Ridge.
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What's she burning in this thing?óIt smells a bit like sulphur.
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Nonsense! One can't make a motor fuel out of sulphur!
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Who else lives here?
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I live aloneóit suits my purposes.
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Supper is at six. You will wash, thoroughlyó
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