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Quotes from the movie Bedknobs and Broomsticks
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Children and I don't get on.
Miss Price


[reading from Professor Browne's letter] "Technically a witch is always a lady except when circumstances dictate otherwise."
Miss Price


Victory for England, and St. George!
Miss Price


You see, Colonel, things are not always what they seem to be.
Miss Price


[after turning the lion into a rabbit] Oh, bother. I do hate shoddy work.
Miss Price


I'll keep it. Women always lose things.
Mr. Browne


[An old man is playing dreary music on a piano which he is selling.] Oh, Grandpa, you don't expect to sell a piano like that, do you?
Mr. Browne


[Mr. Browne is approached by two scantily-clad dancers who take him by either arm.] Lovely to see youógoodbye!
Mr. Browne


The college, alas, is now defunct.
Mr. Browne


Will you please get this child off my leg?
Mr. Browne


Observe the fundamental weakness of the criminal mind. You will believe no one or anything.
Mr. Browne


It is not what things are; it is what they seem to be. Is that not so, Madam?
Mr. Browne


The snippers that clipped old King Edward's cigars.
Stallkeeper


Made in Hong Kongótwo bob a dozen, I'd say.
Mr. Browne


Close your mouth, Swinburne!
Bookman


Another package from Professor Emelius Browne in London. He sent you a cat last time, did he not?
Mrs. Hobday


Knock his block off!
Charlie


[growls] Stop jibbering! [hits Secretary Bird on the head] What's the matter with you?
Lion


[blubbing] Your royal majesty! They're stolen your football animals.
Secretary Bird


[laughs] Don't be ridiculous! What do you think this is?
Lion


You there! Which way to Pepperinge Eye?
Captain Greer


I'm not a Nazi, I'm a British officer!
Captain Greer


that's what you say if you was a Nazi, isn't it sir?
Elderly Man


Who is that?
Captain Greer


Miss Priceósplendid woman. Her late father served with me at Vimy Ridge.
General Teagler