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Quotes from the movie Bedknobs and Broomsticks
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You will wash yourselves, otherwise there will be no supper, is that clear? [Miss Price leaves the room.]
Miss Price


A house of horrors, that's what we've come to.
Charlie


Poisoned dragon's liver?!
Charlie


Poisoned dragon's liver.
Miss Price


Do you poison the dragon or just the liver?
Paul


It comes prepared. It's part of the school equipment.
Miss Price


Is this London?
Paul


'Course it is. Can't you smell that lovely sooty air?
Carrie


I found the door open, the curtains closedóthe house was deserted.
Mr. Browne


Why on earth would someone do a thing like that?
Miss Price


I would say this may have something to do with itÖ [gestures towards an unexploded bomb]
Mr. Browne


Merciful heavens! I should be terrified at the very idea of living here.
Miss Price


You would have thought so, wouldn't you? I am, by nature, a little bit of a cowardóbut then I pondered, as I often do: in the perverse nature of things, this diabolical object is probably the best friend I ever had. It has enabled me for the first time in my life to live like a king. Shall we go in?
Mr. Browne


Why d'you keep the curtains closed?
Charlie


So we can enjoy our cheese and wine in the gentle glow of candlelight.
Mr. Browne


I bet it's so the coppers won't catch you hiding out here.
Charlie


What is thisóa toyshop?
Paul


No, it's a nursery. Ain't you ever seen a nursery?
Carrie


[to Carrie] No, and neither have you.
Charlie


What's your name?
Mr. Browne


[disinterestedly] Miss Price.
Miss Price


NoóI mean your first name.
Mr. Browne


Eglantine...Eglantine... [He pushes the ladder upon which Miss Price is standing along the rail, startling her.] Oh, how you shine!
Mr. Browne


[reading from the book she has found at last] Ah! "Substitutiary locomotion. The ancient art of..." [She reads for a few moments in a whisper.] Ah! Here we are: "The spell which creates this force is five mystic words. These words areó" [She pauses incredulously, and turns over the tattered leaves of the book.] ...But the rest of the book is missing!
Miss Price


Now you see why I closed down the college.
Mr. Browne


I will cause the bed and all its occupants to disappear.
Mr. Browne


Disappear? I'd like to see a cheap jack entertainer do a trick like that.
Bookman


Cheap jack entertainer. Now that was naughty.
Mr. Browne


That's my nightgown!
Miss Price


Is it really, my dear?
Mr. Browne


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