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Quotes from the movie Bedtime Stories \(film\)
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What the heck is on my head right now?
Skeeter Bronson


Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.
Skeeter Bronson


Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!
Skeeter Bronson


I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?
Skeeter Bronson


Let's get passed that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.
Skeeter Bronson


Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?
Skeeter Bronson


There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.
Skeeter Bronson


It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.
Jill Hastings


You have to read us a bedtime story.
Patrick Bronson


Patrick's never kissed a girl.
Bobby Bronson


Oh, so positive visualisation. I read a book on that once...I read the back cover...I can't read. [Bugsy starts laughing] Shut up, Bugsy! I've got opposable thumbs. What do you think about that?
Mickey


It's a bedtime story. Anything can happen.
Patrick


Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do.
Skeeter


Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!
Skeeter


So you need me, this is good. Ill do it. But you will have to say "Skeeter is the coolest, Im a nerd.
Skeeter


Skeeter is the coolest, Im a nerd.
Wendy