What the heck is on my head right now?
Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.
Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!
I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?
Let's get passed that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.
Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?
There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.
It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.
You have to read us a bedtime story.
Patrick's never kissed a girl.
Oh, so positive visualisation. I read a book on that once...I read the back cover...I can't read. [Bugsy starts laughing] Shut up, Bugsy! I've got opposable thumbs. What do you think about that?
It's a bedtime story. Anything can happen.
Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do.
Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!
So you need me, this is good. Ill do it. But you will have to say "Skeeter is the coolest, Im a nerd.
Skeeter is the coolest, Im a nerd.