What the heck is on my head right now?
Skeeter Bronson
Barry had a Nottingham. Nottingham. Nottingham. Barry had a Nottingham whose beard was white as snow. [Skeeter stops singing] C'mon, give it up for the big man.
Skeeter Bronson
Lucky my wallet only had three dollars, and my Derek Jeter baseball card!
Skeeter Bronson
I'll have me win in the story, so I'll win for real. Do ya dig?
Skeeter Bronson
Let's get passed that. OK. Oh, see? Look, your enjoying it. We're hugging, and nothing's happening.
Skeeter Bronson
Gotta babysit my niece and nephew tonight. Oh God. Got any advice for me?
Skeeter Bronson
There are no happy endings in real life. The sooner you guys learn that, the better.
Skeeter Bronson
It's not that big, sir. It can fit into one spot.
Jill Hastings
You have to read us a bedtime story.
Patrick Bronson
Patrick's never kissed a girl.
Bobby Bronson
Oh, so positive visualisation. I read a book on that once...I read the back cover...I can't read. [Bugsy starts laughing] Shut up, Bugsy! I've got opposable thumbs. What do you think about that?
Mickey
It's a bedtime story. Anything can happen.
Patrick
Yeah, well I guess, in the story. I just wish it was like that in real life. I really do.
Skeeter
Abe Lincoln?! What, is this a joke to you?! What the heck's the matter with you?!
Skeeter
So you need me, this is good. Ill do it. But you will have to say "Skeeter is the coolest, Im a nerd.
Skeeter