I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
Why don't we get you out of those wet clothes and into a Dry Martini.
I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it! And then melt it in the spring time and drink it!
I'm better when I'm drunk.
I wish I could give you guys a discount but my pimp is a real hard ass.
If ya gotta ask, you can't afford it.
We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games.
Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!
They brew 10,000 bottles a day, I take 45 off the assembly line and I'm the ass hole.
I wanna put my dick in it!
So you fancy yourselves drinkers eh?
You go, I'm never leaving this place.
You take the big guy, I got the little one.
Gam Gam a whore? Obviously there's a translation problem.
Loser takes a paddle up the ass!
Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!
Typical Americans, this is why we don't let you in our beerfest, you get a few drinks in you und you become ze Dirty Harry.
I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once.
You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.
We're gonna put the skitters in your alan whickers, you plonker!
I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.
Ja,it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair [laughs], but it's ok, it works, ja, 'cause you've got a dickface!
Here are a couple of Euros,go back, and get a BJ from your great grandma...on me.
HEY BOYS, WHY DON'T YOU LET US PUT A NIPPLE ON THAT FOR YOU?
Oh man that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.