Quotes from the Movie Beerfest

Oh man that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.

Barry Badrinath

Hey guys... maybe sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.

Charlie "Fink" Finklestein

Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?

Barry Badrinath

So yeah, I heard you got fired from the brewery?

Jan Wolfhouse

All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores.

Barry Badrinath

This means Great Gam Gam really was a whore.

Jan Wolfhouse

was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.

Barry Badrinath

Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!

Charlie "Fink" Finklestein

You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it!

Great Gam Gam

Drunken recall. I gave my subjects massive quantities of alcohol and then I taught them things while they were blacked out. When they woke up the next morning, they couldn't remember anything. But when I got them drunk again, they remembered everything that I taught them the night before. I got it published.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein

You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.

Pim Scutney

Shove off! We're gonna put the skitters in your Allen Whickers, you plonker!

Rog Gobshire

He stole it und now instead of Deutschland's greatest beer we merely have fourth best behind Steinemarzen, Rottenburger, und... und...

Gunter

Sounds like you guys fancy yourselves as drinkers,huh?

Jan Wolfhouse

Yeah, maybe a little bit,I think we just beat the Irish.

Rolf

They also drink urine of a ram.

Great Gam Gam

I was just saying that it was a tradition back in the old country.

Great Gam Gam

Did you hear that? She said 'Fuck'!

Fink

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