Quotes from the Movie Beerfest

Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices!

Gunter

Typical Americans, this is why we don't let you in our beerfest, you get a few drinks in you und you become ze Dirty Harry.

Rolf

I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once.

Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus

You're all fur coat and no trousers, you are.

Pim Scutney

We're gonna put the skitters in your alan whickers, you plonker!

Rog Gobshire

I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.

Great Gam Gam

Ja,it looks like his head is covered in pubic hair [laughs], but it's ok, it works, ja, 'cause you've got a dickface!

Otto

Here are a couple of Euros,go back, and get a BJ from your great grandma...on me.

Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus

HEY BOYS, WHY DON'T YOU LET US PUT A NIPPLE ON THAT FOR YOU?

Hammacher

Oh man that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.

Barry Badrinath

Hey guys... maybe sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go. We should get out there, and mix it up with some randoms.

Charlie "Fink" Finklestein

Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?

Barry Badrinath

So yeah, I heard you got fired from the brewery?

Jan Wolfhouse

All I'm saying is... that whore thing could be a real possibility. Some of my best friends are whores.

Barry Badrinath

This means Great Gam Gam really was a whore.

Jan Wolfhouse

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