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Quotes from the movie Bend It Like Beckham
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I didn't ask to be good at football, Guru Nanak must have blessed me.
Jess Bhamra


Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?
Jess Bhamra


Me? Kissing? A boy? You're mad. You're all bloody mad.
Jess Bhamra


Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sports DOES NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!
Jules Paxton


Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks now can I?
Joe


'Your mum's a barrel of laughs compared to my dad.
Joe


Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.
Paula Paxton


You know Jesminder, I cooked a lovely curry the other day.
Paula Paxton


Do you not realise that you have a daughter with breasts?
Paula Paxton


All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!
Paula Paxton


Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!
Paula Paxton


Eyes down. Don't smile. Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video!
Wedding videographer


Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangoes!
Dressmaker


Well you fancying your gorah coach is OK with me. Besides, he's quite fit!
Tony


Now do you want a clean-shaven boy like your sister, or a proper Sikh with full beard and turban?
Woman at Party


Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.
Wedding Guest


Eyes down. Don't smile. Indian bride never smiles. You'll ruin the bloody video.
Video Man


At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.
Mrs. Bhamra