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Quotes from the movie Best in Show
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Don't!... not the lips...
Hamilton Swan


Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks, look at me!
Hamilton Swan


I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.
Harlan Pepper


It worked for my family... you know, until my mom committed suicide in '81.
Christy Cummings


We started this magazine, 'American Bitch'. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Christy Cummings


We started this magazine, 'American Bitch'. It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian pure bred dog owner.
Christy Cummings


Don't look him in the eye! It challenges him! He doesn't like that!
Fay Berman